🎶 OLD PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS 🎶
(Country/Folk Style – Lighthearted & Reflective)

[Verse 1]
Woke up this mornin’, feelin’ kinda sore,
Got outta bed, heard my knees hit the floor.
I reached for my glasses, but they weren’t there,
Turns out I left ‘em… in the fridge somewhere.

[Chorus]
Oh, these old people’s problems, they ain’t no joke,
Back’s givin’ out, but I still ain't broke.
Lost my keys, lost my mind, but I got good friends,
We’ll sit on the porch and laugh 'til the end.

[Verse 2]
Turned on the TV, couldn’t hear a thing,
So I cranked it up ‘til the neighbors screamed.
Tried to text my grandkids, but it went all wrong,
Now my phone thinks I’m speakin’ in Klingon.

[Chorus]
Oh, these old people’s problems, they come with time,
Every bone creaks like an old porch chime.
Forgetting why I walked into the room,
Guess I’ll just sit here and hum a tune.

[Bridge]
Doctor says, "Take it easy now,"
But I still wanna dance, just don’t ask me how.
Ain’t got TikTok, but I got some moves,
Just help me up when I bust my groove.

[Verse 3]
Tellin’ the same old stories once again,
But who really cares when you got good friends?
Might move a little slower, but my heart’s still strong,
And I’ll keep on laughin’ all life long.

[Chorus – Repeat]
Oh, these old people’s problems, they ain't so bad,
Got memories to make, got jokes to add.
Might need a nap, might need a cane,
But I’d do it all over again just the same.

[Outro]
So here’s to the wrinkles, here’s to the years,
Here’s to the laughter, and wiping the tears.
Old age is comin’, no need to run,
We’ll just sit back and let life have its fun.